Bum: (selling candy bars) "C'mon lady, one dollar for these here candy bars so I have enough to get out of town."
Teen girl: "No thanks."
Bum: "Baby, it's only a dollar! I need this money so I won't get caught by no po po!"
Teen girl: "How about you keep your candy and I just GIVE you a dollar to leave me the fuck alone."
- Blue Line
-- Submitted by Maria