Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Give him 2 dollars and you get both

Bum: (selling candy bars) "C'mon lady, one dollar for these here candy bars so I have enough to get out of town."

Teen girl: "No thanks."

Bum: "Baby, it's only a dollar! I need this money so I won't get caught by no po po!"

Teen girl: "How about you keep your candy and I just GIVE you a dollar to leave me the fuck alone."

- Blue Line

-- Submitted by Maria

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