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College Dude #1: "Oh man. I think I'm getting the shakes." (holds out shakey hand)

College Dude #2: "Well , have you been drinkin' lately?"

College Dude #1: "No, man. I haven't had a drink in like 2 weeks."

College Dude #2: "Well there you go, you idiot."

- Red Line

-- Submitted by Mike Router