Cubs Fan #1: "...but if you took away that 6th inning, we would have won. On national TV!!!"
Cubs Fan #2: "You can't do that! If you took away the 6th? If you took away all the losses they'd be undefeated. If you took away all the runs scored against them, they'd have all shut outs. If they won every World Series from 1900 on we would have a 106 year WORLD SERIES STREAK YOU FUCKING IDIOT! I hate coming to games with you."
- Exiting Wrigley Field
-- Submitted by Dusty for President