Thursday, July 06, 2006

Loving mother.

Lady: "I think I should move, but I don't know how many bedrooms I want."

Friend: "Get three. One for you and one for both your kids."

Lady: "But they're going to leave for college soon. "

Friend: "So you'll be an empty nester. You can have an office and a guest room."

Lady: "Are you nuts? My kids are going to end up moving back in with me. Who the hell is going to hire those two numbskulls."

- Taste of Chicago

-- Submitted by Jackee

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