Lady: "I think I should move, but I don't know how many bedrooms I want."
Friend: "Get three. One for you and one for both your kids."
Lady: "But they're going to leave for college soon. "
Friend: "So you'll be an empty nester. You can have an office and a guest room."
Lady: "Are you nuts? My kids are going to end up moving back in with me. Who the hell is going to hire those two numbskulls."
- Taste of Chicago
-- Submitted by Jackee