Ah, Starbucks.

Barista: "Can I help the next person, please?"

Customer: "Yes. Half caf, no fat, 140 degree latte please."

Barista: "Excuse me?"

Customer: "Half caf, no fat, 140 degree latte please."

Next in Line: "Dumbass. Do you want coffee or a freaking thermometer?"

- Downtown Starbucks

-- Submitted by Nasty