Thursday, July 06, 2006

More effective than Raid.

Lady Lawyer: " should TOTALLY buy my house, Cindy! We're moving to Bartlett anyway. We'll give you a great price."

Male Suit Friend: "Yeah, Cindy. Then we can hang out on weekends, too!"

Cindy: "No. I can't afford it."

Male Suit Friend: "Come on, Cindy. Unlike your house, this one hasn't been on fire!"

Cindy: "It got rid of all the carpenter ants, didn't it?"

- Metra Milwaukee District North Line

-- Submitted by Erica

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