Lady Lawyer: "...you should TOTALLY buy my house, Cindy! We're moving to Bartlett anyway. We'll give you a great price."
Male Suit Friend: "Yeah, Cindy. Then we can hang out on weekends, too!"
Cindy: "No. I can't afford it."
Male Suit Friend: "Come on, Cindy. Unlike your house, this one hasn't been on fire!"
Cindy: "It got rid of all the carpenter ants, didn't it?"
- Metra Milwaukee District North Line
-- Submitted by Erica