Girl: "Just don't worry. It's all going to go according to plan."
Guy: "I'm not worried. I just think you're stupid."
Girl: "Go in, punch him in the nuts, grab my shirt, and run."
Guy: "Great. Don't worry about compounding the problems you already have. Just go straight for the jimmy shot and let nature take it's course."
- Loyola University
-- Submitted by Denise