Thursday, April 05, 2007

You can fool all of the people some of the time...

Guy #1: "Let's go grab a burger."

Guy #2: "No."

Guy #1: "Come on! I'm starving."

Guy #2: "No. I'm not going to a restaurant during passover. How about we try to follow a little Jewish law?"

Guy #1: "You don't even go to services. Why would you follow customs?"

Guy #2: "So if you go to services but don't follow them, what the hell is the point?"

Guy #1: "People leave you alone because they THINK you're Jewish."

- Skokie

-- Submitted by Lacey

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