Guy #1: "Let's go grab a burger."
Guy #2: "No."
Guy #1: "Come on! I'm starving."
Guy #2: "No. I'm not going to a restaurant during passover. How about we try to follow a little Jewish law?"
Guy #1: "You don't even go to services. Why would you follow customs?"
Guy #2: "So if you go to services but don't follow them, what the hell is the point?"
Guy #1: "People leave you alone because they THINK you're Jewish."
- Skokie
-- Submitted by Lacey
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