Guy: (on cell) "I know I'm late, sir. Yes, sir. Yes. No. I know, sir. But I couldn't get out of my driveway beca...yes, sir. Look! Every time I tried to shovel the shit, it would plop out of my shovel, soak my socks, and destory my shoes.!Next time, I'll tell the heavens to open up AFTER my 8 AM meeting so that we can earn another 60 cents per god damn widget or whatever the hell we're trying to sell!"
- Blue Line
-- Submitted by KC