Just wait for Kerry Wood and Mark Prior to...forget it.

Cubs Fan #1: "I don't remember the last time a baseball game got snowed out in Chicago. This weather is crazy."

Cubs Fan #2: "At least they didn't lose. They're 8 games into the season and I've already given up all hope."

Cubs Fan #1: "They'll come around. Please, god, let them come around."

- Red Line

-- Submitted by Frittatta