Sox Fan #1: "Two more innings to go! Two more inni..."
Sox Fan #2: "You shut your stupid mouth! We are NOT going to be responsible for this event, whatever it may be, from becoming a non-event. We shall not speak of it by title. We shall not describe this event over the phone. We will sit back. We will relax. We will not destroy this."
Sox Fan #1: "No one likes you."
- U.S. Cellular
-- Submitted by Freddie