Cubs Fan #1: "It's too damn cold."
Astros Fan: "Doesn't matter. The Cubs lose in any weather."
Cubs Fan #1: "Oh yeah, because the Astros are a bastion of victory."
Astros Fan: "At least we've made it to the Series. The Cubs couldn't find the Series if they were given a map."
Cubs Fan #2: "Whatever, dude. We don't need a map to get to the Series. We just need a few wins and some luck."
Cubs Fan #1: "And Mapquest gives crappy directions anyway."
- Wrigley Field
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