Guy #1: "So we're ready to have kids. She went off the pill three months ago and we're going to get pregnant this week."
Guy #2: "It doesn't exactly work that way."
Guy #1: "What do you mean? She's fertile, she's off the pill, my ding works. What's the problem?"
Guy #2: "It's all about the right timing. She has to be ovulating. The sperm has to get to the egg. Blah, blah, blah. It's not like the first time you try, it happens."
Guy #1: "What?! I finish EVERY TIME, dude. I figure it'll take two, three days tops."
- Quizno's, 333 S. State
-- Submitted by Carmichael