Fat Guy: "I want to run a marathon."
Friend: "I don't think you're ready for a marathon yet."
Fat Guy: "I figure new shoes, new running clothes, and determination will get it done. I have been working out."
Friend: "It's been three weeks. Why don't you worry about walking without wheezing and then we'll run a 50 yard dash together. We'll see if we can break the 4 minute barrier."
- Lifetime Fitness, Schaumburg
-- Submitted by Kyle
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