Monday, April 02, 2007

Lofty goals.

Fat Guy: "I want to run a marathon."

Friend: "I don't think you're ready for a marathon yet."

Fat Guy: "I figure new shoes, new running clothes, and determination will get it done. I have been working out."

Friend: "It's been three weeks. Why don't you worry about walking without wheezing and then we'll run a 50 yard dash together. We'll see if we can break the 4 minute barrier."

- Lifetime Fitness, Schaumburg

-- Submitted by Kyle

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