Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Someone's got it out for the furry red monster.

Girl: (on cell) "Just sit her in front of Elmo and she'll calm down. No, you don't have to watch with her. No you don't. Yes, we'd all like to reach into the TV and punch him in the face. No. You'll break the glass and then I'll have to whiny babies in the house. Go beat up the Elmo doll or something. NO! Do NOT use a hammer! If she sees you she'll freak out. And, Jim. No knives either."

- Metra South Shore

-- Submitted by Aric

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