Girl #1: "In college, I was a huge body builder. I put on muscle mass like crazy."
Girl #2: "Bullshit. There's no way you were a body builder."
Girl #1: "Seriously. I would win competitions at sororities and stuff for body building. I was so buff it was crazy."
Girl #2: "Yeah. Sorority body building competitions must have been pretty grueling. Who can drink the most beer and suck the most cock in a night. And then do a pushup."
- Michigan Ave.
-- Submitted by Nosey