Sports Fan: "...the schedule favors the Bears. I don't think they'll win them all, but they should win a bunch."
Wannabe: "You're crazy. I'm telling you that they'll go 17-0 this year."
Sports Fan: "You mean 16-0."
Wannabe: "No. There are 17 weeks in the season. They can win all the games."
Sports Fan: "Nothing like getting the win during the bye week. Huh, idiot?"
- Metra North Central
-- Submitted by Lucy