Guy: "They look eerily similar. Greek's have the nose, complexion, and features of Jews. I think we should devise a method to differentiate them."
Girl: "Don't you have anything better to do with your time?"
Guy: "This could save the world a lot of trouble. Who runs the banks versus who wrestles naked is a hot debate among people."
Girl: "Among who? You and your idiot friends?"
Guy: "They aren't idiots."
-- Submitted by Ramblin' Man