Sox Fan #1: "What the crap? 9-2? Is this the bottom of the ninth? I thought it started at 1:05?"
Sox Fan #2: "It did. Jose Contreras couldn't get out a batter if they paid him. Oh. Wait. They do pay him. I guess his being a 90 year old pitcher is finally catching up to him."
Sox Fan #1: "9 to freaking 2? In the freaking top of the 2nd? This should count for 20 losses or something. This is terrible. Ten dollars says they go to the stands for pitchers by the eighth inning."
- U.S. Cellular Field
-- Submitted by Go Sox!