Guy #1: "I'm going to paint the most marvelous painting in the history of man."
Guy #2: "Yeah?"
Guy #1: "Definitely. Mother and son, father and daughter, trees, birds, planets. Deep meanings everywhere. It's going to be an instant masterpiece."
Guy #2: "Sounds cool."
Guy #1: "And to put a finishing touch on it, I'm going to cover it all with black paint. I'm going to call it 'Mysterypiece in Black."
Guy #2: "Why not call it 'Black paint with a lot of crap behind it?'"
- Art Institute
-- Submitted by Geoff