Cubs Fan #1: "I'm thinking I'm going to buy the Cubs now."
Cubs Fan #2: "Yeah, okay. You can have them after the stink bomb Zambrano just threw."
Cubs Fan #1: "No. See. That's a good thing. He won't get that extension now because the Cubs are going to have new ownership."
Cubs Fan #2: "So what? How are you going to get 700 million dollars?"
Cubs Fan #1: "That's where I win. If they keep playing as shitty as they did today, then I Won't need $700 million. I can probably talk them down to like, $600 million or so. Piece of cake!"
- Champp's Sports Bar and Grill
-- Submitted by Clyde