Dude #1: "...and if I don't get a date, I'm going to look like a complete douche."
Dude #2: "So call all your friends. I'm sure one of them will go."
Dude #1: "I already did. All the girls I'd take are busy. I don't want to be the only loser without a date, dude!"
Dude #2: "Dude. Relax. There are always options. You can post on the internet, you can just ask random hotties. Oh! Shit! You can go to a bar, use the bathroom, and call one of the 'for a good time' chicks!"
- Red Line
-- Submitted by Herv