Monday, February 26, 2007

Those don't work. Trust me.

Dude #1: "...and if I don't get a date, I'm going to look like a complete douche."

Dude #2: "So call all your friends. I'm sure one of them will go."

Dude #1: "I already did. All the girls I'd take are busy. I don't want to be the only loser without a date, dude!"

Dude #2: "Dude. Relax. There are always options. You can post on the internet, you can just ask random hotties. Oh! Shit! You can go to a bar, use the bathroom, and call one of the 'for a good time' chicks!"

- Red Line

-- Submitted by Herv

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