Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Maybe you should have offered liquor.

Guy #1: "But at least I was trying to be nice. I bet no one offered her hot chocolate that day."

Woman: "Maybe she just doesn't like hot chocolate. Maybe she didn't hear you and got mad."

Guy #2: "Maybe she thought you were a sexual freak and said 'hot carlos.'"

- Green Line

-- Submitted by Viper

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