Man #1: "Shoveling sucked. Every time I shoveled, the wind just blew the shit back on the driveway. I shoveled like 10 times and didn't accomplish anything."
Man #2: "And don't forget the plows. Those bastards have the timing down so they plow the street in front of your driveway the second you finish shoveling."
Man #1: "Seriously. But the snow plows at least help. We need something to stop the wind."
Man #2: "Like wind plows."
- Downtown office
-- Submitted by Jake