Guy #1: "I was just way too hungover. And it sucks that they lost."
Guy #2: "Dude. You were shi-TAY last night. It's like, for every yard Indianapolis got, you had a drink. That's like 12,000 drinks."
Guy #1: "Bro. My head felt like it was a bowl of spaghetti and someone was eating it with a fork."
- Skokie Swift
-- Submitted by Harbeler