Thursday, February 08, 2007

So much for being polite.

Girl: "Stop being such an asshole about it."

Guy: "He wasted way too much of my time. If I wanted to walk through the door on the right, I would have gone to the right. I was going for the door on the left. He held the door open so I had to make a turn and go through the door on the right because I felt obligated. If I do that 10 to 15 times a day, that's time I could spend doing other things."

Girl: "So it cost you 2 seconds? Big frickin' deal. 10 or 15 more times would be what? 20 or 30 seconds? What would you do with that besides have sex 20 or 30 more times."

- Old Orchard Shopping Center

-- Submitted by Crese

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