Woman #1: "Get the hell away from me already. Every time you talk you, you creep me out!"
Woman #2: "No I don't. You do."
Woman #1: "What the hell does that even mean? You make stupid people look so much less stupid."
Woman #2: "Yeah? You make stupid people look stupider. Now can I have a ride home?"
- Loyola University
-- Submitted by Clyde