Girl: "Why don't you ever call me back? How hard is it to pick up a damn phone?"
Guy: "Why? We're done. Why would I continue calling you? We broke up and now we're finished."
Girl: "You couldn't transition out? You couldn't console me through the finish? You had to just cut everything cold like that?"
Guy: "If I have to console your fragile emotion one more time, I'd go crazy. I'd rather fellate an elephant than help you through your emotion roller coaster."
- Loyola University
-- Submitted by Ramblin' Man