Guy #1: "This is getting ridiculous. This is the part of being Assyrian that I hate. I'm 19, have manly arm hair, leg hair, and chest hair. But now my back is getting hairier than a gorilla's and my head is losing all the hair it's got."
Guy #2: "It's like the hair from your head is migrating south for winter. But permanently."
- Lifetime Fitness, Old Orchard
-- Submitted by Limor