Girl #1: "Someone needs to stop this city from being so cold. I can't warm myself up!"
Girl #2: "It's not even that it's cold outside. When you go inside, you can't take your jacket off. "
Girl #1: "We need space heaters up our butts!"
Girl #2: "Or we should just light ourselves on fire."
Girl #1: "That would hurt too much. Let's stick with the space heaters in the butt."
- Morgan's Bar and Grill
-- Submitted by Pack