Wednesday, February 14, 2007

It squid served with oil and heart attacks.

Guy 1: "What kind of noodles are those?"

Girl 1: "Linguine."

Guy 1: "I thought Linguine noodles were bigger and flatter. What other kinds of noodles are there?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, those are big and flat. Spaghetti noodles are round. Ravioli's, bowties."

Girl 1: "Angel hair, Tortellini."

Guy 1: "Calamari."

Girl 2: "Squid. Calamari is squid."

Guy 1: "No. Calamari is a noodle. Or is it squid served with pasta?"

- DePaul University

-- Submitted by almostthere2244

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