Friday, February 02, 2007

"I want to break up" wouldn't have been much classier.

Bears Fan: (on cell) "I'm just letting you know that if the Bears win the Superbowl, I'm sleeping with whatever woman is closest to me. Whether you get mad or not is your problem. You were invited and turned me down. No it's a Bears sex free-for-all. And, hon? I'm rooting for the Bears to win twenty times."

- Green Line

-- Submitted by Poset

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