Football widow's have it easier during the season.

Woman #1: "I mean, he took the Superbowl loss pretty hard, but it's only a game."

Woman #2: "Yeah. But he's passionate about the Bears. You gotta feel for him."

Woman #1: "But he has half the year to do whatever he wants on weekends now, and he just sits there. It's like he's waiting for the game to come back to TV. He just keeps switching channels. Moaning."

Woman #2: "Maybe he's hoping to catch the highlights from the game in his brain."

- Whole Foods, Evanston

-- Submitted by Eclaire