Woman: (on cell) "It really hurts, though. Tylenol didn't help. Advil didn't help. Sudafed and Dayquil didn't do anything. What if it's cancer? Like, lymphoma or carcinoma, I don't know. What about West Nile Virus? Or AIDS? If I have AIDS I'm going to totally freak out. We're talking major meltdown."
- Blue Line
-- Submitted by Clementine