Guy #1: "Weekend plan?"
Guy #2: "Wedding?"
Guy #3: "How about a funeral?"
Guy #2: "Why would you go to a funeral?"
Guy #3: "You'd have the same success rate as going to a wedding, except your targets would just be a little more sad. Someone's gotta comfort the ladies."
Guy #1: "I think you've hit an all time low. For humanity."
- Village Tap
-- Submitted by Groove
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