Interviewer: "What are your long term goals within the company?"
Interviewee: "I'd like to be sitting in your chair."
Interviewer: "Those are lofty goals. How do you think you'll get here?"
Interviewee: "I don't know. Lots of butt kissing and well-planned blackmail? How did you do it?"
- 333 W. Wacker
-- Submitted by Group Interviewer #2