Guy #1: "It's cold, man."
Guy #2: "Yeah, it's super cold. But it's Chicago. If you wait five minutes, the weather will change."
Guy #1: "Really, dumbass? Because 5 minutes ago it was fucking cold, too. I'll bet you a million dollars that in 5 more minutes, it'll still be fucking freezing."
Guy #2: "I was just sayin' is all."
- Red Line
-- Submitted by Carlos