Guy: "No. You're going to get some pistachio pudding mix and some Skinny Cow ice cream."
Girl: "I'm not getting the pudding. I can't cook at my place."
Guy: "What do you have to cook? Get instant pudding."
Girl: "I don't have a blender!"
Guy: "A blender?! What the hell are you talking about? You need a bowl, some milk, and your finger."
Girl: "I don't have a bowl."
Guy: "How is it that you have an R2D2, but not a god damn bowl?!"
-- Submitted by Dizzy