Wednesday, January 30, 2008

There is the possibility...

Guy: "You getting ready to vote?"

Girl: "Yeah. But there are way too many things to vote for. How the hell do you pick all the judges?"

Guy: "I just go with their last names. If they sound Jewish, I vote for them."

Girl: "What if they're not really Jewish?"

Guy: "That's fine. As long as they're not secret Nazi spies, I think we'll be okay."

- Metra South Shore

-- Submitted by Ibam

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