Guy: "You getting ready to vote?"
Girl: "Yeah. But there are way too many things to vote for. How the hell do you pick all the judges?"
Guy: "I just go with their last names. If they sound Jewish, I vote for them."
Girl: "What if they're not really Jewish?"
Guy: "That's fine. As long as they're not secret Nazi spies, I think we'll be okay."
- Metra South Shore
-- Submitted by Ibam