Woman #1: "I know he's hot, but he sells cheese for a living. I just broke up with a guy in a band who works in a coffee shop. I'm thinking I need to set my sights higher this time."
Woman #2: "Life time supply of gouda, that's all I'm saying."
Woman #1: "Cheese. Jesus, why can't a guy in a suit fall in love with me?"
- Red Line
-- Submitted by Lauren