Guy #1: "My wife just had surgery, so we can't, well, you know."
Guy #2: "What? Make dinner together?"
Guy #1: "No. YOU KNOW."
Guy #2: "Watch TV? Make the bed? Do dishes? Drive a car?"
Guy #1: "Do you now understand why I hate hanging out with you? You irritate me to the point of eye stabbings."
- Potbelly's on Wabash
-- Submitted by KC
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