Girl #1: "Wanna watch American Idol with me?"
Girl #2: "No. You care about who wins WAAAY too much."
Girl #1: "It's an important competition which changes the lives of millions of people."
Girl #2: "Really? Name five. And you can't use any of the 'winners' because only three are worth their weight in feces."
- Loyola University
-- Submitted by Tanya