Guy #1: "I say we sue them."
Guy #2: "Forget it. Just let it die."
Guy #1: "No. We're going to sue them. This is horseshit."
Guy #2: "It's a freaking french fry. Leave it alone."
Guy #1: "IT'S GREEN! This is obvioulsy an attempt to poison us. I'm going to take this down to the lab right now!"
- McDonald's on State
-- Submitted by Christopher