Man: "Did you hear about Barbaro?"
Woman: "Who? Who's Barbaro?"
Man: "He won the Kentucky Derby and then broke his leg in the next race. They tried to fix it, but they ended up euthanizing him."
Woman: "I thought it was illegal to euthanize people. (pause) Ooooh. He's the horse."
- Metra Big Timber
-- Submitted by She-ra