Tuesday, January 30, 2007

They almost put me down for breaking my wrist once.

Man: "Did you hear about Barbaro?"

Woman: "Who? Who's Barbaro?"

Man: "He won the Kentucky Derby and then broke his leg in the next race. They tried to fix it, but they ended up euthanizing him."

Woman: "I thought it was illegal to euthanize people. (pause) Ooooh. He's the horse."

- Metra Big Timber

-- Submitted by She-ra

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