Woman #1: "When are they going to fire him?"
Woman #2: "I don't think ever. He just comes in, stares at the ceiling all day and leaves."
Woman #1: "I'd say he gave the boss a little action, but Lord knows Sally wouldn't touch that guy."
Woman #2: "What's the matter, sweetie? You don't find short, obese, pimply, smelly, dirty, poorly dressed men attractive?"
- Boeing Building
-- Submitted by Leonard