There's an act in Congress now to call it "Oy-giving."

Guy #1: "You leave her alone! She's married to an M.O.T.!"

Woman: "What's an M.O.T.?"

Guy #1: "A member of the tribe. A Jew. That's what we call each other."

Woman: "I don't get it. What tribe? Like Native Americans?"

Guy #2: "Yeah. Native Americans. Jews are all Apaches."

- 200 N. LaSalle Street

-- SUbmitted by Meecha