Guy #1: "...and if one more old guy or ancient broad cuts me off one more f'ing time, I swear I will end them. Not only do they cut you off, they go 30 miles under the speed limit."
Guy #2: "So if it's 25, they're going -5?"
Guy #1: "Shut up, dick. But seriously. I'm going to kill the next mother fucker that pulls that shit on me."
Guy #2: "Do you ever think that maybe that's their plan? Maybe there's a conspiracy of old people trying to get killed by road ragers like you. They don't have a lot of money. Not a lot for their family. This way, you kill them, get sued, their estate wins money, and they don't die of like Parkinson's or something. Everyone wins!"
- Loyola University
-- Submitted by Crass Lass