One guy is a liar. The other...delusional.

Bum: "Hey trixie. Got another cigarette?"

Girl: "Sure. Need a light?"

Passerby: "Holy shit! A woman in Chicago who's not a gold digger!"

Bum: "If I'd met one thirty years ago, I wouldn't be livin' on the street!"

- Halsted

-- Submitted by Krishni