Guy #1: "Oh man. Oh MAN! I can't wait. This is going to be freaking spectacular! SUPER BOOOOWL! WHOOOOOOOO!"
Guy #2: "Yeah. Miami, here we come. SUPER BOWL! BEEAAARRRS!"
Guy #1: "Forget that. I'm talking Super Bowl Shuffle. Iron Lovie Smith. Sweetness Thomas Jones. The Industrial Refrigerator Alphonso Boone. Mama's Boy Hunter. It's '85 all over again baby."
Guy #2: "If we weren't in public, I would be punching your drunk ass in the face."
Guy #1: "Ditka-style?"
- Outside Soldier Field after the Bears WON THE NFC CHAMPIONSHIP!
-- Submitted by #1 Bears Fan