Guy: (on cell) "..and there were no seats on the train so I stood in the well. But it was like I started an epidemic. All these people just crowded in there and it was terrible. The girl next to me smelled like she bathed in vomit and the guy in front of me put his stinky butt right in my face. Do people not remember how to shower and keep clean? It was like my nose had sabotaged and betrayed me."
- Outside of Union Station
-- Submitted by Chris